Archive for July, 2008

Condo update

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

‘Real estate is fun!’ I thought, as I accepted a signed offer a mere two days after my first open house. Six groups had gone through and half of them had shown interest. One woman came back the same day, again the following day and then — just like that — I was presented with nearly a full offer. She and her husband, a doctor, were pre-approved for the financing, didn’t have a home to sell, and she even asked for the plants I have hanging over one of the loft walls, which I took as a sign of affinity and good taste. Ahem. ‘How fortunate I was to have found the right buyers so quickly!’ thought I.

Fast forward one month and I am updating the paperwork to put the house back on the market. I won’t go into the details of what happened because it’s infuriating to contemplate (and might get me sued), but suffice it to say our wonderful buyers turned out to be incompetent at best, and negligent, if not criminal, at their worst. In the end I took a small hit on the earnest money just to be rid of them, despite our signed contract, satisfied contingencies and the month of time wasted. Some people are just schmucks.

The upside, if there is one, is that my realtor rocked throughout this whole fiasco, bending over backward to accommodate their ineptness, and calling them out when necessary. If we get a normal buyer the logistics should be a piece of cake. I’ve also had positive feedback from the few people who have seen it, and general consensus seems to be it’s a good buy. It’s just unfortunate that there happen to be 2,404 other condos on the market in the Madison area right now. That’s the not-so-fun part of real estate.

So, that said, there will be an open house at my condo this Sunday, July 27, from 1-3. If you have friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, people you don’t know at all, etc. who are in the market for a sunny, arty, multi-lofted condo, please send ‘em my way!

Kayaks and handguns and bears…

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Oh my. While some of us are getting our excitement this summer by playing the real estate game and watching flowers bloom, friends Les and Kris Dressler are getting their thrills by doing a little paddling. Specifically, they, along with another couple, are circumnavigating Baranof Island via sea kayaks — a 300-400 mile voyage around a 1,607 square-mile island in the northern Alexander Archipelago of the Alaskan Panhandle (think roughly half-way between Seattle and Anchorage). The trip will last 42 days and they’ll be camping and living on basic staples like rice and beans and whatever fresh fish and edible greenery they can find. It’s also worth noting that Baranof has the highest concentration of grizzly bears in the world. If you have a few moments, I would encourage you to read more about the trip on their website. It’s informative, impressive and even humorous, but may make you feel like a tremendous slug.

To help them (and their friends and families) out, I am charting updates of their progress (transmitted by a SPOT satellite locator beacon) on their website. So far, so good. Schroeder also helped out by loaning them two handguns from his weapons arsenal, lest Dress and a grizzly decide to fight over a salmon dinner. I’m very much hoping they find my contribution more useful. Needless to say, we’re looking forward to their safe return in mid-to-late August and the adventure stories sure to follow.

Where the hell is Matt?

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Although I do occasionally find myself asking this, given Schroeder’s numerous jobs, today this question pertains to Matt Harding, a self-proclaimed “31-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut” who decided to dance around the world. Eventually he got sponsored to do so, people joined him, and they made videos about it. (Note: Videos may be slow to load. If you grow impatient, just think how much time this poor guy spent waiting in airports.) The outtakes are pretty fun as well. If nothing else, watching these will really, really make you want to travel. Thanks to Mary for the link!