Archive for May, 2003

Geek joke

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

An SGML fan, an XML fan, and an HTML fan are watching a movie when they notice smoke coming out of a trashcan.

The SGML fan says “We must convince the theater management to hire an expert to write a DTD for emergency-announcements, and sell them an expensive application for archiving announcements, and get them to hire a team to convert all their old announcements to SGML!”

The XML fan says, “There’s no time for that! We must train all the audience members to recognise XML, and then start a committee to investigate the possibility of starting negotiations to form a working group to write a paper on the future evolution of emergency-announcement semantics!”

Meanwhile, the HTML fan takes out his wireless PDA and types in:

<h1><blink><font color=”red”>FIRE!</font></blink></h1>

which he quickly hacks the digital projection system to display, saving the lives of everyone in the theater.

Stolen from Molly.

Monday, May 26th, 2003

Happy birthday to Sandy!

Lunch at Topping Rd.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Because some people (just about everyone, really) have better gardens than I.

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What a weekend

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

After celebrating my dad’s birthday at La Paella Friday night, eating too much steak, (yes, steak) cake and ice cream and then welcoming JackO home from school, I “stopped by” Stout Jackson’s CD release party, where I met up with Stace and Schroeder, the band, and a bunch of other friends I hadn’t seen since the days of Greg. The new CD was playing, drinks were aplenty and, despite being distracted from my original plan to be home by midnight, Stace and I did manage to catch our morning flight to Boston. Once there, being the true rockstars we are, we toured Stacy’s soon-to-be new home, and then retreated to a Rock Bottom for some much-needed food and refreshments (hair of the dog) before crashing at our hotel in Cambridge. Sunday we surveyed the view from the room and then ran along the Charles in the morning before wandering around campus again, visiting the Apple store in CambridgeSide, lunching at John Harvard’s, picking up souvenirs at the bookstore, perusing Filene’s basement and then spending an hour in Boston common, which currently has about 100,000 tulips and daffodils in bloom. Sunday night we made up for our low-key Saturday night by surveying the nightlife around Fenueil Hall and Cambridge, with several stops in between. Definitely my favorite US city. Now if I could only get into Harvard…

Trauma pays off

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003

Sitting at my brand new computer at work. Dual 1.25 processors, 768 MB RAM, R/W DVD and 140 GB of hard drive space, can’t complain. After the Celica accident and now this I’m starting to think that a little trauma and inconvenience via fate is well worth being on the receiving end of the insurance pay off. Beginning to understand why fraud is so prevalent… Hmm, I could use a new bike.

That was a joke mom.

Purple tulips!

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Spring is here and the tree in my yard is covered with flowers. Even better, my purple tulips are blooming. LOVE purple tulips.

T.O.P. hit by lightning

Monday, May 5th, 2003

The tower of pestilence was hit by lightning over the weekend which took out several computers along the north wall of the fifth floor, including mine. So I’m working from home and loving it. Strange that going to work actually decreases productivity.

Picture this

Sunday, May 4th, 2003

The long awaited birthday weekend photos are on the site.

May 2003 update

Thursday, May 1st, 2003

Happy May Day! Mother Nature seems to be right on cue. The April showers/thunderstorm deluge of the last 24 hours stopped quite promptly today and now, suddenly, I have flowers blooming and birds singing in my yard. Lovely.

Spring has sprung and just in time. Although it’s not quite balmy yet I still managed to get out biking, hang out on the terrace a few times and spend the better part of a recent Saturday out at Black Hawk Farms Raceway. Which was a blast. Not as fun as last Saturday, but that’s another URL.

Anyway, enough about birds and sunshine, after four years of procrastination a major home improvement project has been completed! Yes, the hideous yellow/grey kitchen vinyl is gone, replaced by an earthy tile type situation, which is far more pleasing to the eye and has the potential to look clean on occasion. I also had a garage full of power tools for a short while, which always brings me great happiness. Not a big fan of the nail gun tho. Too gun-like. Imagine that.